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leading cause of casualties in Bush Jr.'s invasion of Iraq
Stupid US Soldier: THIS IS FOR THE CIVIL WAR U BRIT!!!
British Soldier: wait a second...
The way the americans think that they can shoot whoever the hell they want and then just turn around and say it doesnt matterits friendly fire it doesnt hurt. Stupid americans
The ONLY thing the americans can excell at
Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up
A small campfire to roast weiners and marshmallows on a stick. Yummy!
Hey kids! Hows about some friendly fire?
during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip
"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"
*barfff*
A phrase recently popularized by TikTok that refers to a person attacking/throwing shade at someone very similar to, or on the "same team" as them. This is derived from its original meaning: when an army fires upon its own forces.
Fat influencer on TikTok: *condescending tone* "Oh? I'm unhealthy because I'm Fat? -"
Visibly overweight girl dueting her: "Literally yes. Yes."
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