a female who wipes her ass from back to front,in doing so deposits shitty remnants on her twat.
yo inkspot,check out the spank in dat bitchez hair.i bet shes a front wiper.
Typically an unintelligent male with a muscular structure so massive and inflexible that it prevents them from wiping his ass from behind.
He's such a front wiper that I bet his balls have stalactites.
A male raised in a feminine way, usually by the mother. Who is taught to wipe his ass from from the front, passing his balls. This normally results in having shit on the back of your nutsac
Me: You won’t believe what just happened!
I walked in on eric whipping his ass from the front! He’s a freak Front Wiper!!
Friend: No way! I bet he’s got shit on his nutsac right now!!!
When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .
Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!
A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”