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Getting Laid

vaginal intercourse

Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job

by Teachyoualesson July 23, 2008


getting laid

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

by thechas3 September 29, 2020


get laid

To get fucked.

Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself

by Anonymous August 20, 2003


get laid

"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...

There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.

by kinkylimerix January 12, 2015


to get laid

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

by Christmas29 November 28, 2013


getting laid

getting some; having sex

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.

by manda March 22, 2005


get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 06, 2005