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When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend
(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.
(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.
Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.
I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking
getting fuck up and then have drunken sex
Oh man i'm sooo gonna get cocked this weekend!!
When someone you know but don't like finds you in public
Ex:
Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?
You: Oh shit, yeah it is.
Friend: damn girl get cocked.
When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs