a nice term used by the famous pink guy from filthy frank
Misspelled have (I’ve done it a few times)
Habe sounds like a name for a baboon and it might very well be one... idk.
Girlfriend(via text): Hey do you habe milk
You(via text): oh nose your drunk.
Short for 'Hey Babe' when messaging a girl online
Habe! Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie sometime?
Noun: A rotund individual who routinely exhibits bouts of explosive diarreah.
Verb: To mooch, especially with respect to other people's money; to go on a bender; to consume alcohol or illicet drugs to the point of near cessation of cardiovascular processes.
Noun: That habe should really eat less, he's grown of late.
Verb: Stop drinking all my booze, you're habing so hard right now.
A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.
person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine
person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
The words you say when you slide under the tables at school
Ich habe piss wiss
Dieser Satz ist ein anderer Ausdruck dafür, dass man die Mutter eines anderen verführt hat.
Person1: Was hast du gestern gemacht?
Person2: Ich habe deine mamer genusst