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"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."
"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"
A gun/weapon planted on a suspect by a Police Officer.
The Lt. said to give him a Ham Sandwich.
a cooked slab of pig on a bun.
"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."
Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
two pieces of bread with one or two slices of ham inbetween,
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine
hmm.... i'm hungry what shall i have for lunch?
oh! i know i'll have a ham sandwich!