I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"

I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"

Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend

A male who has never had a relationship.

OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!

Having a girlfriend

something I'll never do

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy