Hump and Dump

A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.

Robby: I want to hump and dump this one chick.
Isaiah: She's a bitch.
Robby: Oh never mind.

Hump and Dump

When a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. They proceed to have sex, and during sex, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having sex. He then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her "doggystyle". When he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. It is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it IS MURDER.

Bob: "Dude did you hear that Bill accidentally Hump and Dumped Janet?"

Jim: "Yeah, that sucks! They were going to get married!"

Hump and Dump

When your plowing a girl from behind, and you cum in her ass, an she then puts her ass over your face, and shits it in your face.

Dude last nite I got it with that new French girl, and after i came in her ass she shit it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump and dump!

Hump and Dump

Typically in a gay relationship when one participant penetrates the other ones asshole until it has stretched out far enough.
Then he proceeds to shit in the other persons asshole until it's full.

Adam: I'm totally going to hump and dump Jake today.
Faith: Is it Ok if I watch?

hump and dump

having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her

i hump and dump the girls that talk to much

hump and dump

The art of dating "chasing" a woman to the
Point when she falls for you, then you sleep
Together and you stop calling her , and just be a total asshole.

Tom- hey jeff what happend to Jen?
Jeff- oh dude she was a hump and dump LOL
Tom- sweet

Humped and Dumped

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."