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A brand of soap which I'm honestly surprised no one in this definition seems to be mentioning.
Personally, Irish Spring is best in bar form.
It is the act of dropping the soap while a leprechaun proceeds to run through your legs hitting your test tickles. Which have been painted gold yelling, “there magically delicious ”.
Hey little laddie, wanna pull off the ole Irish Spring?
Getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on St Patrick's Day and has green piss.
Every St. Patrick's Day Drew gets an Irish Spring.
Diarrhea, the morning after a night at the bar
“Sorry Sally, can’t do breakfast. I’m neck deep in an Irish Spring.”
When the YouTuber FlightReacts makes a shot with a green release in an NBA 2K game
Flight: *makes green shot* “IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN NIGGA”
When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.
"Huh... whats this doing here..."
"Irish SPRING MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
Something you need to get through the day. Not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a passion;
Mike: "Man I love soda"
Jeff: " Man thats like your Irish Spring".