Jessus

Jessus Chris' is my lard and savour.

Praise be to Jessus.

Jessu

Very hot and sexy name. Used to name unbelievably hot people

Wow! He’s hot! He’s a Jessu!

taco Jessus

A really good taco

I just had sex with you, you taco Jessus

stinky Jessu

someone that steals other people's money, but not without blocking them beforehand

boy: wtf my bank account has been like drained wtf happened

girl: oh you probably got stinky jessued