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People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.
“Hey did you know that Alexandra’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why she’s such a keeper”
It’s when bad bitches and real niggas are born
You regular bitches and niggas can’t relate to a real a January 9 born
People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.
“Hey did you know that Bencsik Gábor’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why he’s such a keeper”
Ask your crush on a date!
Today is the day to ask your crush out. Do it, take your shot
Person 1: Wanna you know date maybe? Crush: Sure!
January 9
National Kiss ur boyfriend
National talk back to ur teachers
National Skip class (if u not a pussy)
girl: hey look hes over there
girl #2: (kisses him)
boy:(kisses her back)What was that for?
Girl #2: Its January 9
Talk back 2 teachers (its revenge time)LMAO
National give your girl best friend your sweatshirt day. And while your at it, KISS HER
Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”
Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”
This is National Shitting day. On this day, everyone must take the biggest shit they can, the sloppier the better. It should take a while to clean up
How big was your shit on January 9?