kershed

verb. to be 'kershed' is to be within receipt of social security benefits or to be commonly known as 'fucked' - ultimately pertaining from the orig. source of cockney rhyming slang 'kershaw' ie. 'poor' - see 'po'' 'gypo' or even'giro scum'(a northern colloquialism) for further reference.

As in " It was such a terrible tragedy. He had so much much to give, but alas, he kershed his life away..."

kersh

Awesomeness , usually a polite charming but often sarcastic,witty gent with a great sense of humour. Makes ladies feel special and men feel inferior.
Does not originate from a murderous ancestoral background.
Can often be misunderstood with his sarcasm , the owner of this name would not mean to offend anybody with his sarcasm and wit... Unless that person was an ass

kersh

kersh

2. to jizz in someone’s face in a cartoonish manner. This is unique from a money shot due to the sheer volume of jizz involved, the high amount of humiliation caused by the act, and/or the act’s general hilariousness

Slutty Girl: “That guy is so cute.”
Slutty Girl’s Friend: “Would you let him kersh?”

kersh

1. to fail completely and spectacularly when the odds are stacked immeasurably in your favor. It should cause you tremendous personal embarrassment and make everyone hate you.

He had a 4-run lead in the 7th, but he kershed it when he gave up 5 runs and left a runner on base.