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Moon

The Moon is Earth's only natural satellite. It is one of the largest natural satellites in the Solar System, and, among planetary satellites, the largest relative to the size of the planet it orbits (its primary). It is the second-densest satellite among those whose densities are known (after Jupiter's satellite Io).

The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.

Basically, nothing to do with an asshole. Stop that shit.

Normal person: "Oh, look. The moon."
Fucking retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN ASSHOLE, FUCKING FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"

by I Hate This Fucking Website October 15, 2015


Moon

A thing that has been blown up at least 200 times in the DragonBall series. Believed to have revolved around the earth prior to its destruction(s).

DragonBall dude: omgwtf is that the moon?

Goku: KAAAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!

DragonBall dude 2: where?

by Shin Tsubasa April 19, 2009


Moon

Not the (original) Death Star.

"That's no moon."
- Alec Guinness

by SamecksDiamond February 05, 2005


Moon

The white or grey thing that you see at night if you look at the sky.

Americans first land on the moon.
In Russia=
General- Soldier! You are going to fly to the sun tomorrow to show that we are better than those americans!
Soldier-Sir! But I'll burn!
General- Do you think I'm so stupid! You will fly at night!

by Rosti May 01, 2003


Moon

Somebody who has a perfectly round head

Kieran Allsop=moon

by Andrew Pitcher January 21, 2009


Moon

Verb (informal), used with or without an object: to consider or to think about; to mull

Note: may be used actively or passively.

Jack (to Marie): Are you down in the dumps for what happened?

Marie: Not at all. In fact, I don't want to moon it.

by dajo10 August 17, 2010


Moon

an object

that is the moon that you see

by dragontu April 02, 2020