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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau
Opposite of cibai (vagina)
It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.
Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.
"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"
"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"
"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"
"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"
All the above conversations are in Singlish
A word commonly used by horny chinese men in night markets during a bargain. This word could mean penis, cock, or dick.
Seller: One kilo rm50 please
Buyer: Lanjiao, rm15 the one kilo veli naice
Seller: Kennot kennot.. lanjiao leh
penis; say it when u feel bad.
lanjiao,my pc doesn't work anymore.