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the only sport where rich white people can be the best players in the world
lacrosse is the only sport where a guy from Chevy Chase, MD can be the best in the world. soft
A sport for the UN-athetically gifted. Not a real sport, a joke sport for the kids who can't play football and think they are hardcore
My waterboy in football was a lacrosse player. He couldn't even put the cups out right.
I made the C football team, so I tried lacrosse, now im hardcore and think im a badass.
Because you didn't play football
Jared: Ahhh YEAH i made it on the lax crew
Lou: You played football right
Jared: yeah but i wasnt played in games
Lou: ooooo thats why you play Lacrosse
A spring sport for kids that cant hit a curve ball
Lacrosse. ..its like soccer and hockey had a baby
A sport that is only played by white, privileged douchebags
Guy: "Hey man do you play any sports?
Douche: "Yea broski, lacrosse!"
Guy: "Wow, you're a real douche."
Full of dbags that hate on baseball all the time
Lax bro: baseball sucks, lacrosse for life
Lax bro 2: ya dude
A stupid game which involves the combination of football, soccer, and hockey, except you use gay butterfly nets instead of hockey sticks.
Dave: I'm off to play baseball.
Lance: Lacrosse is cool, not baseball, Fag.
Dave: Okay, I'm a faggot for hitting a ball with a bat and talking strategy like a champion, and you're cool for playing with a butterfly net while jumping all over other men, sorry for not realizing that.
Lance: :O
Dave: No Lance, You will not be sucking my dick.