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When u don't want to go out with someone say "my dick fell of bitch".
Them: Would u go out with me
Me: Ma dick fell off bitch
What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.
Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.
Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!
For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).
Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.
dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"
dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."
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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."
Mostly used by black people when someone is talkin trash about you n you prove them wrong.
Jake: I ain’t gon lie you ass at tha game u neva gon win.
Duck: I just won eat ma dick nigga.