MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The sound of a microwave for your micro penis. :)

Your fat ass getting up at 3 am to make instant noodles:

Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP