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a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time
so you are eating my asshole tonight?
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My asshole is the blackhole🍑🍑🍑
The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.
Why don’t you visualize my asshole?
A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.
"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-
*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.