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A pubic hair cut that involves removing the middle of the region leaving hair on either side. Like mutton chops, but for a female. Down there.
"Mary is growing muffin chops... Odd."
The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".
Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.
Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".
"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"