Muffle Puff

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.

My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats

muffle puff

A ball of curly hair left over after one shaves their genetalia.

Sean: I left a huge muffle puff for my sister in the shower after I shaved yesterday ;)