It's what black women call a little white woman.
Not the parent of an infant/infants
Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!
What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.
Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.
You can think up your own example
When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it
In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD
This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.
Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”