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Nintendo switch

something you can't afford

Nintendo switch is too expensive

by Trollotronic June 21, 2017


Nintendo switch

A Sexual game you play with your a significant other were you put you finger up your ass and you other finger in you partners mouth and when you call switch you switch you fingers.

LETS NINTENDO SWITCH

by MICHEAL FREDRIC February 19, 2018


Nintendo switch

Shit.

Eat shit Nintendo switch.

by His special boy February 19, 2019


Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.

Dude, you managed to pick up a Nintendo Switch? Lucky bastard!

by ColdFire44 November 25, 2016


Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

by SirCrabTheThird March 19, 2017


Nintendo Switch

This item is near impossible to get a hold of during the COVID19 pandemic. They’re hella expensive on amazon, but affordable at the local shops. However, they’re out of stock, therefore, you’re depressed.

Friend: Hey do you have a Nintendo Switch?
Me: not yet.. they’re out of stock everywhere..
Friend: ...amazon?
Me: too expensive..

by Raionesu Dezain April 22, 2020


The Nintendo Switch

An amazing invention but im stuck with the wii & the DS lite & almost EVERYONE I KNOW literally has a switch but back to the switch it has AMAZING games period.

I say to mom " MOM IM STUCK WITH THE WII & DS FOR MY B-DAY COULD YOU PLS GET ME THE NINTENDO SWITCH!?!?" Mom: "ugh we'll think about it." Me: "UGH! BUT IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING INVENTION!"

by rainbowJFS March 01, 2021