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Microwaving food for an extra long time to compensate for it being out of date and/or of questionable quality.
Dan:- "Is that pizza going to be ok? It's been there since Friday"
Matt:- "I'll nuke it to be sure"
The internet's solution for any atrocities or social issues in any foreign country.
"Canada hunts baby seals."
Response: NUKE CANADA
"China has a cannibal tribe"
Response: NUKE CHINA
"Faroe Islands dolphin slaughter"
Response: NUKE DENMARK
"Class conflict in Iran"
Response: NUKE IRAN
-What are you eating?
Yesterday's pizza.
-Did you nuke it?
Yeah, 30 seconds is good.
When a underground file ripping crew purposely removes one or more archives of a release, rendering it useless.
*Nuked File* = I just downloaded 2 gigabytes for nothing, FUCK!
The act of getting so completely swole that your body resembles a mushroom cloud
Person 1: Bro did you see Brian lately?
Person 2: Dude he's looking NUKED
vt.
1. To attack with a nuclear weapon, or to otherwise bring about widespread and utter destruction.
2. To cook a foodstuff in a microwave oven (it is a common misconception that microwave energy is a form of nuclear radiation).
3. To delete a computer user's accounts without warning, typically for abuse.
1. After years of patent hostility, US Emperor-For-Life George Bush finally nuked France in 2020, resulting in the formation of the "Freedom Sea".
2. "Just nuke those vegetables for five minutes on High, it's much quicker than steaming them."
3. The webhosting company nuked Jamal's "penile enhancement" sites because he was caught spamming.