Own Face

To own (or pwn)in a very amazing way

Coach: If you guys own face out there, we'll win.
Player: Own face?
Coach: Yeah

owning face

To dominate on an extreme level. Owning something on a whole new level

Damn man we were owning face in beer pong last night!

Owned-face

a face resulting from being owned, physically, emotionally, etc. Derived from the scene in office space" I'ma show her my O-Face... Oh...oh..". wen used, must resemble this scence

-After loosing the game by missing the extra point field goal- "Ahh dude look at that kickers owned-face...Owned...owned"

fuck your own face

Action performed, literally, after taking a big step back

Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

Sick-on-my-own-face

If someone is disgusted, annoyed, frustrated by something then they will use this term so show their emotions. Always used in a negative manner
e.g.

Chris- "You wanna go out with Josh tonight?"
Johnny - " I'd rather be sick-on-my-own-face than go out with that guy"
Chris- "Fair play"

Johnny- " You want a cuppa?"
Chris- "I'd rather be-sick-on-my-own-face than drink that crap"

rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

owns my face

The highest state of ownage, because your face is all you have. Can be positive or negative.

Oh God, this new, unreleased Coheed & Cambria owns my fucking face!