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Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
All hail Phil Swift!
King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair
All hail Phil Swift
The living god of all things Flex Seal.
"Phil Swift said I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF"
the bringer of world peace
Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!
God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.
Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift
An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!