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: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"
jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load
friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!
To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.
Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?
Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.
Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!
Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!