Doing something incredibly stupid financially and then having other people pay for you
Mooching when you have the means to get it yourself
Spending all your money on a frivolous trip to get with a girl who has no interest in you
Person 1: Don't buy that dude, you won't have enough money for rent
Person 2: Yeah, yeah but I really like it
Person 1: dude, don't pull a Chris
person1 : hey can I bum some cigarettes?
Person 2: it's my last one but sure dude
person 1: thanks, I gotta go to the store quick, be right back.
*Person 1 comes back with his own pack*
Person 2: Way to pull a Chris, dude
To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.
Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.
Walking into a random car without any context whatsoever
He was pulling a chris
To be a cry baby over the smallest thing or to bitch when things don’t go your way
Richie pulled a Chris at the bowling alley last night. He left because he wasn’t winning.
Martha pulled a Chris last week when I showed up to our date late by 3 minutes.
Are you pulling a Chris right now, because it smells like shit in here.
or
Why did you just call your mom and ask for extra underwear, are you pulling a Chrs?
The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.
Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.