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Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.
I can't believe he was all up in my shit and now he's pulling a johnson!
Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!
Telling Goebbels style massive lies.
He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.
The act of masturbating.
Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?
Passing out in someones front lawn and being picked up in the morning by animal control
Matt pulled a Johnson yesterday. Matt is pulling a johnson
1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
Going to taco bell and ordering a Scott Johnson (Pulling a Scott Johnson"
When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.
Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson