Retail Epilepsy

The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.

#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."

#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."