smack you

to hit. also used to threaten a female.

I'm gonna smack you hoe!

I will smack you if don't stop.

smack you upside the head

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.

Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)

talk smack you get a wack

something you would say to someone you are downright pissed off at.

"oi lorna lou , talk smack you get a wack " said sop.mc

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up!

What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.

What a stupid ad.

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"

Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

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