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Thank you for signing up for Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. Throughout the month of December, we will send you eight small surpises in the mail.
When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.
Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise
When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.
Oh I totally chupacabra surpised that chick last night.
Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!
How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'
A dip made by Winkle that’s arousing and surprising
I can’t wait to get my lips on that Mexican Winkle Dip Surpise