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The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag
friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep
When you dip your fist in peanut butter, punch sand then proceed to punch a cooter.
Man, Fred gave me a sandy hook last night! Now my puss feels like I used a sticky sand paper dildo.
A shot of amaretto with a scoop of creatine in it
Amaretto (28% abv for historical reasons) and creatine because it doesn’t dissolve and has a sand like texture in your mouth
Me: “I’ll have a sandy hook”
Bartender: “get the fuck out”
1. A colloquial name for the 2012 shooting of a Connecticut elementary school of the same name.
2. Also used as a verb to mean "To shoot up this fucking school", and if you hear that kid everyone's mean to say that, run. NOW.
1: Sandy Hook was a very tragic event that sparked a debate about gun control in the US. (Personally, I think the US has really permissive gun control laws, but you have your opinions, I'll have mine)
2. Adam: Okay, that's it! I'm about to sandy hook this fucking school!
Brad: RUN!!!
(*cue screaming, chopper shots*)
(*silence*)
A sexual act in which a man or woman wets his or her fingers sticks them in sand to get them covered in sand then sticks the fingers in a woman's - vagina providing a sandpaper like effect for the woman.
I was on spring break down in sarasota, got pretty drunk and started having sex on the beach and totally sandy hooked this girl.
1. region of New Jersey
2. A dirty move a stripper does by taking a handful of sand and inserting it into her vagina in a hooking motion.
My favorite stripper down at the club is Candy because she sandy hooks herself.
Why are you so bitchy today? Did your Sandy hook get stuck?
A school in Newtown, Pennsylvania which is well known for the shooting by Adam Lanza, of which 28 people were killed, mostly children. The shooting was only a few days before Christmas in 2012.
The Sandy Hook shooting was downright unforgivable!