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To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.
I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.
To masturbate continually for hours upon end.
Danny is known for slapping the ham.
Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.
Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.
1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.
2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
Danny likes to slap the ham.
Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?
The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.
After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.
something that is amazing; wonderful
Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩