Speed Poop

A poop ranging from 1-2 grunts. Usually finished in a minute. Occationally results in itchy butt.

Joe: Are you ready to go to Six Flags?

Nick: Hold on, I have to take a speed poop.

speed poop

Taking a poop really quickly

I had five minutes to get to class so i had to take a speed poop

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.