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The tease whore little sister of summer vacation.
Man, Spring Break is such a tease.
A week in which one does not wear pants.
tom-"hey what are you doing for spring break?"
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."
A time of the year (usually in Mar or Apr) when college students from the northern states go to the sunbelt to bask in the beaches, beer, bods and booty. The biggest destinations are probably Cancun, Cabo San Lucas, Panama City and Miami Beach.
For guys its a time of waiting to meet a hot chick and score with her a few hours later after she gets drunk. For the ladies, they put on their bathing suit and hope to meet a hot guy, hoping he's not filming you for Girls Gone Wild.
Spring Break is usually so wild and so debaucherous that its primary sponsors should be Valtrex and Trojan.
A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
The only way CSI: Miami had something to do their show on.
Im not going to spring break in west palm this year, i dont wanna be on that stupid show again.
A week where all the dumb kids go to Cancun and all the level headed people get to relax.
Ahh, spring break, cleansing my town of idiots.
The time of school year where college aged young adults and some high school students (In March or April) descend upon vacation resorts such as Cabo, Cancun, Miami, and other sunny locales to partake in much debauchery which usually results in hangovers, a burning sensation when urinating, strange discharge coming from various orifices, interesting pictures, and great memories!
Girl 1: "Hey, have you heard about the new spring break hot spot?"
Girl 2: "No, where is it?"
Girl 1: "Intercourse Pennsylania! Amish country! I can't wait to get freaky at the barn raising! MTV is going to be there! I gotta go out and buy an apron to go with my dress!"