A very skinny asian that uses extremely well-learned chinglish to communicate with other people.
John: Sup, Wang!
Wang: WAT U DOINGG ME NO SPEAKA ENGLASH TOODEY
John: Can you say that more clearly?
Bob: He can't, he is obviously a spring roll.
His spring roll is good but there's a reason orders always come in 2
A girl that is so pastey white that can see her blue blood vessels through her spring roll like skin.
Hey check out that spring roll over there.
When you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. Usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being massively hungover the next day
Person 1: How'd you pull up this morning? You have spring roll?
Person 2: Nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!
The instance in which an erection occurs and sustains as someone is rolling down a hill in the spring.
"Dude. Good thing you had a newspaper handy. That was a major spring roll!"
spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.
It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway