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The only game where you can marry a dumb blonde, divorce her, then proceed to marry red head chick and build a mansion from a shitty trailer.
Man, Stardew Valley is such a great game! I broke everyone's heart!
A farm game that consists on date Emily and leave alone the poor cuck Clint forever.
- Hey, I'm playing Stardew Valley and dating Emily
- nice * wink wink nudge nudge *
The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"
A relaxing game. For a speedrunner.
Speedrunner: Man, I've been feeling kinda stressed lately, I suppose I'll play some Stardew Valley
A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.
1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*
a "casual" and "relaxing" game.
guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT
A farming simulator you can't put down no matter how hard you try. Mostly because you can mod it and it's not just farming.
"Hey, did you get Stardew Valley?"
"I wanted to see if it was worth it, so I pirated it. Then I bought it."