Swage

Someone or something that is just the perfect amount of swag and vibe. There is no trace of cringe to be seen or found. Basically a superior level of swag.

viv: "Swage high socks kid B)"
hugh_gPness: "Thanks kid :3"

viv: "Imagine not being swage, can't relate >:3"
All unswage people: ):

swaging it

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John: How Are You Solving This Work?
Peter: Oh I'm Just Swaging It.

Swage

An alternate version of swag. Usually accompanied by a hashtag, swage can be used in a variety of situations, such as getting a good grade on a test or not being a colossal faggot.

"I didn't masturbate on top of a van today. #swage"

"I got my penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. #notswage"

Swage

describing something totally awesome, cool, sweet; anything good

Wow dude, that picture is so swage.

Swage

Doge is to dog as swage is to swag.

Much swage. Wow. Many 520.

Swage

To have swage one must have swag levels that are off the charts or be swagtastical.

T.I. has got swage. Gucci Mane on the other hand has retarded swag.

Swage

sweaty vagina

the girl was running alot and got some swage.