the most beautiful invention ever to grace mankind
the most comfortable pair of pants you will ever fashion upon yourself
the epitomy of wonderfulness
i wear sweat pants almost every day
the things your parents wear and u get really embarassed when they do in public
mom change out of your sweat pants
1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant
1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."
When someone is walking way too damn slow due to the fact that their pants are sagging, and thus causing them to walk too slow.
Person A:The asshole 10 feet in front of us is causing a jam in the hallway cos of his sweat-pant swagger!
Person B: Yeah, dude, I know!!