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A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.
A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks
I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back
an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM
an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM
When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.
Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!
The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
a chair
*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!