taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken