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Textual intercourse

The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.

Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"

by Lord Gus August 02, 2007


Textual intercourse

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

by The Notorious BIC September 16, 2007


textual intercourse

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.

by Chauncey Billups July 28, 2005


Textual Intercourse

flirting over text message, or IM's

my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.

by Idiotherder August 14, 2008


textual intercourse

To engage in cyber sex.

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.

by Coppatop85 September 03, 2003


Textual Intercourse

Having a dirty, sexual conversation via text message

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard that your date couldnt make it, so you didnt get laid
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse

by D=Rad July 24, 2010


textual intercourse

when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.

text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.

by Nathan Goudreau November 17, 2007