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Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time
Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off
One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.
Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies
A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.
Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!