To slap a person in the face with an erect penis
My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!
1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.
2. Going out with a much older man.
1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.
2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.
3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!
4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.
When your dad calls you for dinner and he slaps you across the face with his knob.
When rene calls reece for dinner, it's not time for dinner it's time for a turkey slap
to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.
"i got turkey slapped"
The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!
slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.
My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.