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Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.
OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.
When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!
Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell
Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, aka "Turtle Head", poked out momentarily from intense deliberations with Senate Democrats, to announce that a budget deal had yet to be reached.
The cone shaped end of a turd poking out the anus.
"First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out."
When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive
Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.
When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.
Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.
When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell
Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot