Two Weeks Notice

To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.

I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."