A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.
Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.
If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.
Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.
A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.
Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.
A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.
It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.
a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.
the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!
A chick so ugly you put one bag over her head, and another bag over your dog's head so he doesn't lose respect for you.
Last night I had me a two bagger, and the dog suffocated.
one bag just isn't going to cut it...
Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.
A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.
Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.