One doesn't know how to be cool, in other words your prob just a fag with bad hair
One time in class I was tying my hoodie and some kid asked me.. Why are you tying your hoodie strings? how bad did your barber fuck up????
Tying your hoodie string means you have no swag and your hair cut is so fucking bad you have to tie your strings, Also prob wear a All grey sweatshirt with red lettering
Tying your hoodie strings gets you no pussy