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When a gay guy goes in for the kill.
Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),
Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?
Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.
Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.
When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.
"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"
"Dude, just unwrap the soap"
Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.
"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"
Unwrap the soap. ffs