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Weird humanoid creatures that roam around making unfunny sex jokes. Legends say they live inside their parent's basement and haven't come out ever since they graduated highschool.
Urban Dictionary Users scare me, even if I am one myself
Totally, like, the best people out there. They post funny stuff, and make people cri... laugh, all the time. Like seriously, they make such great names for people sent from like God himself.
But in all honesty, please, many of us are sick of scrolling three pages to see the same description for a different name, Every. Fucking. Time.
Sincerely,
An Honest user
There are way too many examples for this, but there’s a key thing in using it: it’s always sarcastic.
Ex: I sure love those Urban Dictionary Users. Don’t we all? -sarcastic ass laugh-
Liberals who can't understand how to use a comedy website. Note the fact that not all liberals do this, just the ones who feel the need to interject their political views into everything because they think that Donald Trump will magically decide to step down because some people cried about it on the internet
I'm a liberal, but these Urban Dictionary Users are being so annoying.
A person who tends to be vapid, biased, and doesn’t tell the true definitions of the words. Rather, they just say whatever they want to. See, literally any politically related definitions on this website.
John: I wonder what Libertarian means
Urban Dictionary User: They are stupid assholes, unintelligent shits, and big fat poopy heads! How dare they disagree with me! No real definition of what the word actually means for anyone! Here is a 10 paragraph essay on why I am a whiny bitch who can’t handle other ideas!
John: Typical Urban Dictionary User! This is why nobody likes you!
People who like to make everything sexual. You could be looking up what "cow" means, and then there's a sick definition that says "a way for four people to have sex". What the hell?
John is an Urban Dictionary User!
A person under the age of 14 using cuss words or making sex jokes
Man, what a fucking urban dictionary user. The 10 year old basically runs around yelling sex jokes all day
People who use urban dictionary for fun. Often has no life
You are a urban dictionary user.